I just found my fathers day present for my dad...
"Your first Carstache feels like your first Kiss, cold beer, snow cone, and slow dance It's glorious!
It just feels good. It feels powerful. your car has been naked until now.
So strap a 'stache, buckle up, and enjoy the ride!"
which is perfect for todays promotion:
Anyone who comes in with a real mustache will receive a 15% discount and anyone with a "stick on" mustache, will receive 10% off! And if you pull up to the store with a Carstache, you will receive 20% off a jewelry purchase!